Friday, April 3, 2009

maria perez juanita gomez...

(all pics by safari craig)

maria perez juanita gomez (notorious mexican hoss thief) stole the horse at noon, in a long red skirt and boots of spanish leather. she headed straight for the rio grande, bullets whizzing past her head. she shot two cowboys en route and rode hell for leather as hard as she could, taking a few cows along the way. maria perez juanita gomez headed straight for mexico. back to her lover and her children and her chickens and her dogs. and her metallic blue ford f 250. this horse had always been hers anyways....

the horse arched and pranced....
he jumped for their lives, for the hell of it...and because he ain't scared of nothin'....
maria perez juanita gomez knew 'bout horse whisperin' long before the cowboys in montana did...her grandfather, who was a nez perce injun (and half mexican) had worked as a ranch hand and had traded secrets for beans....those dang cowboys stole it from the mexicans. for sure. hell. they stole most things.
maria perez juanita gomez knew she was home safe and free, when she and her fine hoss drew up, in the shadow of the mountain, where her grandmother grew beans and chickens...and the finest peyote this side of the rio grande. although maria perez juanita gomez snr. flatly denies it.
her grandmother immediately lit another candle on the shrine to holy mary, mother of all vaqueras and slaughtered her fattest hen in celebration of her grandaughter's return. peppered with mexico's finest chilli. maria perez juanita gomez knew she had the finest hoss EVER this side of the rio grande. si. she was the happiest girl alive...and so was her hoss....

many tequillas later, maria perez juanita gomez knew she loved this hoss more than any man...and if any goddang cowboy ever tried to steal him back, she'd skin him alive. injun blood runs pure, hot and red in her veins...it ain't no joke.
adios amigos...and of course bisous bisous bisous X X X hot red chilli pepper ones, hooah...X j




24 comments:

Bill Stankus said...

Ah, to ride free! If only, if only.

(Once again, nicely done!)

Janelle said...

gracias bill...! xxx maria

family affairs said...

You should spend more time on school holiday and let that amazing creative spirit run free. I hope it's not just us bloggers that are noticing the difference!!
Enjoy Lxx

alex said...

LOVE IT! I would also never let a stinky cowboy steal such a hot looking steed. Oh Janelle....you of all people will understand how much I miss my own steed....grumpy mustang mare that she is and not really as beautiful as snr del rey, I am heartsore...fer sure. adios maria...and dont let your babies blah blah x

Annie B said...

I absolutely love this story Janelle, and the photos so beautifully illustrate it. Hongera and viva la Mexico.

tut-tut said...

You look so involved and contented! The mountain in the mist is beautiful

Elizabeth said...

So so excited about the rain!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
hope there is lots and lots of it.
Are you really part Mexican or is this a wonderful lovely story? - either way it is cool.
Yes, I think your horse is featured in NY a big bold horse.
Story about daughter below a delight.
Snickers are OK but only in a pinch.
English doughnuts are best.

Eliza said...

hey you crazy hoss-stealing vaquera...you both look utterly fab!! roll on next weekend and our star filled reunion on the big mountain xxx

Janelle said...

thanks lulu..LOVING the hols...lots of my creative energy goes into my teaching so i guess its directed in other places on hols...! XXX j


phoebe...get back to that mare...go vaquera go! XXX j

ANNIE!! lovely to see you here! THANKS!!! XXX j

tut tut..thank-you. yes the mountain is a very beautiful wild mountain and am so lucky to see it every single day... XXX j

elizabeth...thanks for swingin' by...hmmmm maybe i have mexican blood in me...god...am such a mix actually have no idea...i know there is scottish, french.and who knows what else, considering my family history!? XXX j

people, off camping on the maasai steppes tonight....next to a wild mountain called lokasali...which i have only seen in the distance from here...and now we're going there...very exciting! back tommorrow...y'all have a good one and watch out for horse thieves. . . . XXX j

Janelle said...

hey eliza....yup! can;t wait for next week-end...going to be such fun..chilled, mountains, great wide views, all the pretty horses and some.... thanks for swinging by darlin' XXX j

karen said...

wonderful red-skirted tequila swigging hoss thief!! I have just read the last post, too - cannot understand how I missed it. but absolutely priceless (baby jesus??!!!) and RAIN. how amazing.. hope it's still raining, and that you have a brilliant weekend! x

Maryam in Marrakesh said...

Gawd, you are so so *good*. Puts me to shame. You need to be discovered by the big boys!

Lori ann said...

Wait! how did I miss the last post?? I say what Karen said. And now you've gone to Mexico too? In a day? next time let me know and i'll meet you. You brilliant crazy vaquera.Fantastic post Janelle.
xoxoxo L

LOVED the baby girlie whirlie post.So Great.

greenwords said...

I love your stories, Janelle. And your horse, and skirt. It's all beautiful.

ciara said...

love the story and safari craig did a great job w the photos. makes it really come to life :)

Janelle said...

hey karen..THANKS! sadly the rain vanished as quickly as it came...boo hiss...oh well. what to do...xxx j

maryam...thanks! well. y'know your writing and creative panache are mind blowingly beautiful...XXX j

thanks lori ann!!! XXX j

greenwords and ciara..thanks darlin's! i LOVE that red skirt...a friend bought it for me from india...and safari craig takes great shots. xxx j

Reya Mellicker said...

I feel brave and rebellious just seeing these pics. Oh my did you EVER have a past lifetime in which you wore red skirts and rode horses and caused all manner of trouble. Oh my!

mighty jo said...

what a great story. just the kind of story i needed to hear on a day like today when i was losing touch with the wild woman inside of myself. thank you.

Mud in the City said...

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. I can smell the hoss sweat, feel the hoof beats and relish the adrenaline. Heavenly!

herhimnbryn said...

Brava...brava...brava!

Mama Shujaa said...

LOVE IT!!!
Wonderful story doll!

Dick said...

A darn fine yarn, Janelle.

Janelle said...

reya, did i EVER? i wonder....XXX


thanks mud, hermimnbryn mama shujaa and dick..thanks! i had such fun doing it...! i really did...must dream up another one soon...lots love to you all. XXX j

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